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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>aficionado of effective products, methodologies and technologies</description><title>j.hensley</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @jhensley)</generator><link>http://www.jonathanhensley.com/</link><item><title>theclearlydope:

I can only imagine he’s headed to kill someone...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyhjldG1eO1qjvsoxo2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyhjldG1eO1qjvsoxo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://theclearlydope.tumblr.com/post/16903099646/i-can-only-imagine-hes-headed-to-kill-someone-in" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;theclearlydope&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;I can only imagine he’s headed to kill someone in a violent manner. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.jonathanhensley.com/post/16917133823</link><guid>http://www.jonathanhensley.com/post/16917133823</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 07:17:33 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>theclearlydope:

Santa … you son-of-a-bitch.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw5js2XmU41qmj060o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://theclearlydope.tumblr.com/post/14171301624/santa-you-son-of-a-bitch" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;theclearlydope&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Santa … you son-of-a-bitch.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.jonathanhensley.com/post/14199151950</link><guid>http://www.jonathanhensley.com/post/14199151950</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 22:22:54 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luvz6ka2Wc1qa0uujo1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://www.jonathanhensley.com/post/13570661714</link><guid>http://www.jonathanhensley.com/post/13570661714</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2011 20:59:52 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>theclearlydope:

Well done young Erik. You’re ready for...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv4f3rPqf61qzcv7no1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://theclearlydope.tumblr.com/post/13206768133/well-done-young-erik-youre-ready-for-twitter" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;theclearlydope&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Well done young Erik. You’re ready for Twitter.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stream.pleated-jeans.com/post/13206676575/a-mitch-aint-one-via"&gt;pleatedjeans&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;a mitch ain’t one. &lt;a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/mmk28/99_contacts/"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.jonathanhensley.com/post/13214436664</link><guid>http://www.jonathanhensley.com/post/13214436664</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2011 14:30:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_laacm8gykD1qa0uujo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://www.jonathanhensley.com/post/1314391265</link><guid>http://www.jonathanhensley.com/post/1314391265</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2010 14:50:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Jo HTML5 Mobile App Framework</title><description>&lt;a href="http://joapp.com/"&gt;Jo HTML5 Mobile App Framework&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;So long jQTouch. Hello Jo.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.jonathanhensley.com/post/1262663879</link><guid>http://www.jonathanhensley.com/post/1262663879</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Oct 2010 10:45:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>No. Sir. I do not like to “move it, move it.”
via...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9vwuzJqGe1qa5rdeo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;No. Sir. I do not like to “move it, move it.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/ef9491ad-9ed0-402c-870c-1e363aec0648.jpg"&gt;icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.jonathanhensley.com/post/1257259850</link><guid>http://www.jonathanhensley.com/post/1257259850</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Oct 2010 15:59:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Iron Crocodile (via MorRokko)</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="323" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xmWWHqnmF9I?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmWWHqnmF9I&amp;feature=player_embedded"&gt;Iron Crocodile&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/MorRokko"&gt;MorRokko&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.jonathanhensley.com/post/1250513025</link><guid>http://www.jonathanhensley.com/post/1250513025</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Oct 2010 15:46:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>How Chicken Nuggets are made...</title><description>&lt;a href="http://early-onset-of-night.tumblr.com/post/1206666159/say-hello-to-mechanically-separated-chicken-its"&gt;How Chicken Nuggets are made...&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;This is pretty foul… so if you’re partial to your processed chicken nuggets, don’t suggest you click the link… You have been warned.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://early-onset-of-night.tumblr.com/post/1206666159/say-hello-to-mechanically-separated-chicken-its"&gt;early-onset-of-night&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;High five, America!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;*smack*&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.jonathanhensley.com/post/1243235040</link><guid>http://www.jonathanhensley.com/post/1243235040</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Oct 2010 13:11:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Rules of a 2 year old.</title><description>Me: Sneeze&lt;br /&gt;
Hayden: Bless you daddy!&lt;br /&gt;
Me: Thank you!&lt;br /&gt;
Hayden: Cover daddy, cover.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Apparently sneezing into your shoulder or elbow is not satisfactory.</description><link>http://www.jonathanhensley.com/post/1133311437</link><guid>http://www.jonathanhensley.com/post/1133311437</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Sep 2010 16:02:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Lost World's Fairs</title><description>&lt;a href="http://lostworldsfairs.com/"&gt;Lost World's Fairs&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;It’s a rare day when I complement Internet Explorer… But a job well done from the IE9 team!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.jonathanhensley.com/post/1127636726</link><guid>http://www.jonathanhensley.com/post/1127636726</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Sep 2010 15:28:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Bouncing Beholder</title><description>&lt;a href="http://marijn.haverbeke.nl/js1k.html"&gt;Bouncing Beholder&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;You sure can do a lot with 1k!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.jonathanhensley.com/post/1116206500</link><guid>http://www.jonathanhensley.com/post/1116206500</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2010 14:08:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>QUACK!
via i.imgur.com</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8p646Ccg41qa5rdeo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;QUACK!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://i.imgur.com/IOBPq.jpg"&gt;i.imgur.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.jonathanhensley.com/post/1116187129</link><guid>http://www.jonathanhensley.com/post/1116187129</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2010 14:02:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Great start to the weekend at Great Falls, VA</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8lbkesabj1qa5rdeo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Great start to the weekend at Great Falls, VA&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.jonathanhensley.com/post/1103301220</link><guid>http://www.jonathanhensley.com/post/1103301220</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Sep 2010 12:09:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Dinosaur Knowledge Versus Age</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/09/sadness_dinosaur_knowledge_ver.php"&gt;Dinosaur Knowledge Versus Age&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Very depressing. However, I can assume that within three years, my son will be a dinosaur genius.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.jonathanhensley.com/post/1087445211</link><guid>http://www.jonathanhensley.com/post/1087445211</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 14:23:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Domestic Conflict, Explained By Stock Photos</title><description>&lt;a href="http://bygonebureau.com/2010/08/09/stock-photos/"&gt;Domestic Conflict, Explained By Stock Photos&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://www.jonathanhensley.com/post/1082535753</link><guid>http://www.jonathanhensley.com/post/1082535753</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 16:10:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>This is how I feel about buying apps - The Oatmeal</title><description>&lt;a href="http://theoatmeal.com/blog/apps"&gt;This is how I feel about buying apps - The Oatmeal&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://www.jonathanhensley.com/post/1044020324</link><guid>http://www.jonathanhensley.com/post/1044020324</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 16:50:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Inception... for Mac Users</title><description>&lt;a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/996018362/geeky-gag-of-the-day-inception-explained-for-mac"&gt;Inception... for Mac Users&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://www.jonathanhensley.com/post/1003488798</link><guid>http://www.jonathanhensley.com/post/1003488798</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 09:44:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>ilovecharts:

I love the idea of presenting simple and...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l70ehqtywT1qa0uujo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ilovecharts.tumblr.com/post/954841291/i-love-the-idea-of-presenting-simple-and"&gt;ilovecharts&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I love the idea of presenting simple and frequently-used recipes as charts.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;I agree. This is a great idea.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.jonathanhensley.com/post/968026757</link><guid>http://www.jonathanhensley.com/post/968026757</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 15:28:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>jQuery Mobile Project</title><description>&lt;a href="http://jquerymobile.com/2010/08/announcing-the-jquery-mobile-project/"&gt;jQuery Mobile Project&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Hotness! Will be looking for something to try this out very soon.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.jonathanhensley.com/post/949715595</link><guid>http://www.jonathanhensley.com/post/949715595</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2010 20:27:10 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>

